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To: Texas Songwriter

This?
crop dusting: farting while walking; walking while farting;
`I crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store.’

There’s nothing like pushing your cart through the supermarket, minding your own business—and you walk right into a lingering, stale fart cloud. uh uh uh


24 posted on 12/25/2016 7:24:25 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: tumblindice

As you clear an isle do ;you emit audible option of is it silent. Does either work equally well?


52 posted on 12/25/2016 11:03:36 PM PST by Texas Songwriter (proawaki)
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