[NativeSon]

I knew a guy, Josh, he wasn't an upstanding citizen by no means but not a bad guy. He went down to Florida (he was from Philly) to stay with friends to get away from the scene ,it was leading to no good.

The story goes, that he was chillin on the beach and met a dude that wanted to hang out & party... so they hung out and got wasted.

He's all groggy, comes to and this dude is taking advantage of him.

Well, Josh grabs the nearest thing- pulls a dresser drawer out- and beats the guy to death. The Feds come up, seize stuff (gee, thanks), Josh goes to jail.

Why?

[Morgana]

“He’s all groggy, comes to and this dude is taking advantage of him.

Well, Josh grabs the nearest thing- pulls a dresser drawer out- and beats the guy to death. The Feds come up, seize stuff (gee, thanks), Josh goes to jail.

Why? “

Josh did not feed the body to the alligators afterwards.

[a fool in paradise]

Sounds like Josh awoke to be raped (Mickey Finned as Cosby’s alleged victims were?) and he killed his attacker.

How is that a Federal crime?