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The money from the fine will be used to buy subscriptions to National Geographic, Time, New York Times, and Washington Post for the next 40 years.
Good for them. Nice thing to do. Glad they have means to make such a generous “donation.”
Now, donning my Grinch hat, the current fine rate is 35 cents per day and he didn’t pay interest. The true past due amount is probably closer to $4k.
Nno usually the fine stops at the cost of the book. Also books that old would not usually be left in the library collection.
No statute of limitations on overdue library books?
No wonder the current crop of librarians is so arrogant and uppity.
What next? PLD (Public Library Docent) SWAT teams?
Yeah ‘71, that was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books....
$1500 gets you 7 days of NYT for about 3 years.
Re: The money from the fine will be used to buy subscriptions to National Geographic, Time, New York Times, and Washington Post for the next 40 years.
Probably DVDs of the latest movies. I use my library a lot. I’m not sure what the actual stats are, but when I am checking out or returning books I am often the only one checking out and returning books. Most of the patrons I see only have library cards so that they can get free movies.
Tropic of Cancer? Or was it Tropic of Capricorn?
I have relatives that work for libraries.
There is obvious no “fine”. They would have written off the book decades ago. If they still had the book, it would have been discarded back in 1980 because it would have been worn out.
Libraries seriously dont cherish most books that much.
Occasionally, I'll forget to renew a book or DVD. When that happens, the library (Clark Co. NV) locks you out of any further withdrawal until the fine is paid (25c a day).
I'll go in and pay my 50c or whatever, only to see some Hispanic kid come in with a half dozen overdue DVDs and the librarian says "Oh, we'll forgive you this time". From the looks of the titles (grown ups), it looks like the parents send the kids in so the fines will be forgiven.
A small thing perhaps, but it cheeses me off.
365 Meatless Main Dishes by William I. Kaufman (Garden City, NY: Doubleday, 1974) is even harder to find. In California, it is available in the San Francisco Public Library and a few academic libraries.
I’m not sure why you are locked out of further withdrawals with a simple overdue item. I always have a running tab and am not locked out until I have $10 in fines. But if you have an overdue item from the north Las Vegas library branch they are more anal about overdue items. Do you renew your books, etc online?
JERRY: Oh, I’m glad you’re here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would you like a cup of tea?
BOOKMAN: You got any coffee?
JERRY: Coffee?
BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee.
JERRY: No, I don’t drink coffee.
BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don’t drink coffee? How about instant coffee?
JERRY: No, I don’t have—
BOOKMAN: You don’t have any instant coffee?
JERRY: Well, I don’t normally—
BOOKMAN: Who doesn’t have instant coffee?
JERRY: I don’t.
BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger’s Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it’s there. It lasts forever. It’s freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.
JERRY: Really? I’ll have to remember that.
BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971.
JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971.
BOOKMAN: Yeah, ‘71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.
JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I—I returned that book. I remember it very specifically.
BOOKMAN: You’re a comedian, you make people laugh.
JERRY: I try.
BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don’t you?
JERRY: No, I don’t.
BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name—from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you’re a celebrity that somehow the law doesn’t apply to you, that you’re above the law?
JERRY: Certainly not!
BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y’know that little stamp, the one that says “New York Public Library”? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I’ve seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. What’s this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we’re too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the “Cat in the Hat” and the “Five Chinese Brothers”? Doesn’t HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you’d better think again. This is about that kid’s right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that’s how y’get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y’got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
I went to get a new library card a couple of years ago and got hit with a $12 fee on a video I dumped a few days late into the overnight drop box back in 1996.
Yeah, yeah, bake a pie, eat a pie.
Do you renew your books, etc online?
I do use the online renewal but those two slipped through the cracks.
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