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To: SeanG200

“Cow Farts in London” would be a great name for a rock band.


2 posted on 12/18/2016 8:13:37 AM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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To: bigbob

A cow farts in London... and a butterfly flaps its wings in China...


4 posted on 12/18/2016 8:19:24 AM PST by Dr. Pritchett
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To: bigbob

” “Cow Farts in London” would be a great name for a rock band.”

Or at least an album. “Cow Farts in London” - Dixie Chicks Live.


13 posted on 12/18/2016 9:03:15 AM PST by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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To: bigbob

I saw Jerry Brown with an eco playbook in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a farm called Sunny Brook
Gonna get a big whiff of beef meth-ane

Moo-oooooo!
Cow farts of London
Moo-oooooo!

If you hear cows farting around your kitchen door
Better not let them in
Little old lady got asphyxiated late last night
Cow farts of London again

Moo-oooooo!
Cow farts of London.
Moo-oooooo!

There’s the shorthorn-headed gent who chewed the cud in Kent
Lately he’s been standing stud in Mayfair
Take deep breaths of air
He’ll gas your lungs out, Jer
That bovine needs a jailer

Moo-oooooo!
Cow farts of London.
Moo-oooooo!

Well, I saw Al Gore walking with Moonbeam
Doing the cow farts of London
I saw Al Gore, Jr. walking with Moonbeam
Doing the cow farts of London
They saw an angus munching on raw turnips at Trader Vic’s
Her hide was perfect

Moo-oooooo!
Cow farts of London.
Moo-oooooo!
Ha! Drink milk...


14 posted on 12/18/2016 10:44:09 AM PST by niteowl77 (Don't need no Bushes. Don't need no Clintons. Don't need no fooling around.)
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