This Tomasky character has a real flair for the language.
He should be a novelist - or, even better, a Hollywood scribe.
Wearing your reading glasses propped up on your head in your author photo means you’re a Deep Thinker.
Even when you’re rehashing loony revenge theories and talking - STILL - about the popular (read: illegal) vote.
He should be confined to a “safe space”..(preferably an insane asylum )and be supervised when using sharp objects (like pens and pencils)
he could write cheesy teen romances! What a drama queen!