Hillary gets ready to face the donors.
Hillary responded to donors demanding to know how she could lose a
"sure-thing" election. Hillary explained that she lost because "Vladimir
Putin doesn’t like her."
Hillary said Putin lied when he told her they were BFF.
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Hillary said she regrets the Clintons' efforts to bring frivolity to the
normally staid Russians. The Clintons kindly efforts were futile, she said.....
(as all of her donors wiped away a tear).
Ex-Pres Clinton is s-o-o-o-o friendly he traveled to Russia to clinch the
uranium deal. And to got a 500,000 dollar speaking fee from a Moscow
bank plus pocketing a sizeable commission.
Billybooboo even used his friendly hokey hillbilly act on Putin.
Secy Hillary thought she had brought much frivolity to
Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov w/ the friendly reset button.
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Later...... Bill Clinton asked to speak to the donors.
He explained that Putin stooped to his lowest when he cravenly
convinced AG Loretta Lynch to meet the ex-president on the tarmac.
Bill Clinton said even lower than that was Purin hacking into Google
maps and making all UAW buildings look like Chick Fil A restaurants.
“That SOB Putin knew no Democrat in their right mind would
ever set foot inside a Chick Fil A,” Bill said bitterly.