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1 posted on 12/15/2016 3:28:30 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

A moose once licked my sister.


2 posted on 12/15/2016 3:29:13 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: Daffynition

They’re licking the road salt off the cars.


3 posted on 12/15/2016 3:30:39 PM PST by MeganC (Hate crime: The heinous act of disagreeing with a liberal.)
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4 posted on 12/15/2016 3:30:53 PM PST by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: Daffynition

Ho,ho ho

Merry Chris moose


7 posted on 12/15/2016 3:32:17 PM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: Daffynition

Countdown to wacked out environmentalists calling for regulation of salt content in road salt, armed with with scientific consenus that it causes moose hypertension. Do it for the poor little moose chilluns.


10 posted on 12/15/2016 3:33:18 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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11 posted on 12/15/2016 3:33:23 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Daffynition

It’s cheaper than going to the car wash.


12 posted on 12/15/2016 3:33:57 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: Daffynition

Take a moose to Tim Horton’s and word gets around.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3158550/posts

If you give a moose a Tim Bit . . .


13 posted on 12/15/2016 3:34:30 PM PST by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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The new Ford Moose! The newest member of our family of cars to be named after animals.

17 posted on 12/15/2016 3:38:10 PM PST by WhatNot (The Gospel doesn't promise the American dream, it promises Eternal life in the Kingdom of God.)
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To: Daffynition

...is Rosie Odonut in Canada?


19 posted on 12/15/2016 3:39:02 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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Ping


20 posted on 12/15/2016 3:39:27 PM PST by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; TWhiteBear; WildHighlander57; Velveeta; Sal; ...

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Ping.

Way off topic...


25 posted on 12/15/2016 3:45:04 PM PST by LucyT
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Apart from a number of elephants I’ve seen in East Africa the biggest.most impressive,creatures I’ve ever seen “close up” (meaning within about 50 yards) are several moose I saw on the Trans Canada Highway in eastern Manitoba and western Ontario.I wish I had taken photos...big suckers.They were just standing there at the tree line which was surprising close to the highway.


28 posted on 12/15/2016 3:47:02 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Deplorables' Lives Matter)
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I’ve had horses eat the paint on my truck.........


30 posted on 12/15/2016 3:48:32 PM PST by Osage Orange (Cover up after cover up...OUR GOVERNMENT is OUT OF CONTROL)
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38 posted on 12/15/2016 4:35:24 PM PST by Snickering Hound
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Whoo Hoo! I think someone created the first keyword attributed to me. amooselickedmysister.


48 posted on 12/15/2016 5:07:32 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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Seems like this behavior would be well known for decades. If it is important to keep the Moose from hampering drivers from reaching their vehicles, why isn’t it standard practice to put bins of salt away from the parking areas so the moose will go there instead ?

All this advisory does is warn people not to try to push the moose away. So if the moose is taking an hour to lick salt off your car you are just supposed to wait until it leaves before approaching your car ? That’s a poor solution to a long-standing and well-known seasonal problem.


57 posted on 12/15/2016 7:58:34 PM PST by Kellis91789 (We hope for a bloodless revolution, but revolution is still the goal.)
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To: Daffynition

Eek!


62 posted on 12/16/2016 12:52:39 AM PST by Silentgypsy
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