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Reports are coming in that a bus, owned and operated by Comey Bus Lines took a hard right off Karl Marx Blvd. onto American way and ran completely over a large group of protesters. Many injuries are reported including Hillary Clinton, Van Jones, John Brennan and a visiting Kenyan named Obama.
A wide variety of statements are coming from the victims. Hillary claims this is the second time in 6 six weeks that she has been run over, the first was a red, white and blue bus driven by someone called Patriot. Jones stated, we were just minding our own business, burning and urinating on American flags and the bus came from out of nowhere. Brennan states that he is sure, while being run over, he saw a part number on the bottom of an axel stamped in Russian. The most serious injured is Obama, who has an unusually big mouth, appears to have swallowed a hubcap from the bus dislodged in the accident.
An Obamacare expert, named Pelosi was rushed to the scene and told reporters that “it must first pass” then he will be OK. Officials at the scene say that all of the victims have been transported to area safe rooms and given crayons and a therapy pig except Obama, who is Muslim, he got a prayer rug and a goat named Hussien. Terrorism has been ruled out and there is speculation that this incident may be a part of a growing conservative movement dubbed “Washington Fall”