[right way right]

Nuke it with butter, yum!
Keep the canned stuff though, same with green beans unless it's home canned like my grandma use to do.
I wish I knew her recipe, it died with her, she was a Farmers daughter, cooked for the field hands.
(Grandpa was a field hand) LOL.
Yeah, I smell it in my urine. I must be special. Mom always said so.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Pickled asparagus!

Mmmmm... pickled asparagus!