Send him a carton of cigarettes and a pack of gum. He’ll have to smoke the cigarettes with a pail over his head and they’ll make him chew the gum with the wrappers on. Now that’s funny!
Yeah, a guy in our platoon got a box of cookies from home.
The DI asked him if there were enough for the whole platoon.
He said no so the DI said he could eat them all by himself.
The poge was happy until the DI made him eat them all
in one sitting while drinking hot water and smoking a cigar.
Ah the good old days.