To: captain_dave
Plumbers also have a marvelous sense of humor. One whom I call on says you only have to know three things to be a plumber:
- $#*+ won't flow uphill.
- Hot water pipe and faucet is on the left.
- Cold water pipe and faucet is on the right.
14 posted on
12/11/2016 5:39:07 AM PST by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: Vigilanteman
1) S#1+ flows downhill
2) Payday is Thursday
3) Don’t lick your fingers
27 posted on
12/11/2016 7:30:53 AM PST by
Don W
( When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
To: Vigilanteman
"Plumbers also have a marvelous sense of humor. One whom I call on says you only have to know three things to be a plumber: 1.$#*+ won't flow uphill.
2.Hot water pipe and faucet is on the left.
3.Cold water pipe and faucet is on the right."
You left off:
4. The boss is an SOB.
5. Payday is on Friday.
30 posted on
12/11/2016 7:50:12 AM PST by
Flint
To: Vigilanteman
I’ve heard it all my life in the South as, “Hot on the left, cold on the right and shit don’t run uphill.”
To: Vigilanteman
oldest plumber joke in the book ... actually, the ONLY plumber joke in the book ...
52 posted on
12/11/2016 10:33:22 AM PST by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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