Well, my response to that question was: "It isn't the jeans that do that ..."
And that's when the fight started.
Some time ago there there was a very clever advertisement on TV featuring ‘ Honest Abe ‘.
Mary Todd was asking if her bustle made her rear end look big. Lincoln pauses a long time and starts ‘ well, maybe a littl- ‘ and can’t even finish his sentence before she storms off.
One of the few laugh out loud moments watching a TV ad. Might be on youtube.