[hold_muh_bier]

One liberal co-ed greedily (and inappropriately) started in on her Christmas list during dessert! She wanted books that would "change and empower" her life.

I knew what she meant: The Collected Works of Karl Marx, or some other asinine "literature".

So I praised her for wanting to read beyond the college curriculum and made a mental note to send her half a dozen of Donald Trump's books!

Who knows? They just might change her life! (The idea of sending them to her has already changed mine, heh.)

[papertyger]

One liberal co-ed greedily (and inappropriately) started in on her Christmas list during dessert! She wanted books that would "change and empower" her life.

You should send her some of your old check books.