HAPPY TRUMPSGIVING!

11/24/2016 | From Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

What am I thankful for? I'm thankful this is the first year I didn't have to hide the bodies. I'm thankful for the constant company of the radioactive robot zombies that follow me everywhere. I'm thankful no one saw that incident in the Yankees dugout, and I deny everything. I'm thankful most of the restraining orders are lifted.

But seriously:

1. I'm thankful America looks to survive the Obamanation.
2. I'm thankful Trump was elected.
3. I'm thankful I have my health.
4. I'm thankful I have a job.
5. I'm thankful for my two beautiful (but mischievous) cats.
6. I'm thankful for FREE REPUBLIC AND ALL OF YOU HERE!

[windcliff]

Thank you Laz! Enjoy your bird.

[deweyfrank]

Happy Thanksgiving Laz. And to every FReeper too. We have a lot to be thankful for this year. God Bless.

[exit82]

I’m thankful for you,Laz, and for always brightening our days with humor—in a jugular vein, of course.

Trump is the gift that keeps on giving—so it is appropriate to rename this holiday as Trumpsgiving.

Seriously, there is no question in my mind that God was merciful to us and our land one more time, when we did not deserve it, and gave us President Trump.

He is the Cyrus of our day, and will free us from those who would enslave us.

Have a great Thanksgiving,Laz!!

[Vendome]

I’m thankful for your with, insight and friendship.

That and taking my calls, like a trepidation ex girlfriend, because I had figure out what your new phone number is.

I’m also grateful the guy’s running your witness protection program are pretty lenient and let you pretty much go wherever you want...

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Vendome]

Grateful for your “wit”...

Idiot smart phone...

[Lazamataz]

Grateful for your “wit”...Idiot smart phone...

I thought you meant you were grateful for my width.

Which I am not grateful for.

Because I'm fat.

Fat and sweaty.

Fat and sweaty and sloppy.

And I smell like cheese.

[Lazamataz]

Thank you Laz! Enjoy your bird.

I'm gonna be nice here. :) I got a great response I won't use. :)

[tbw2]

Our church holds a Thanksgiving Eve dinner for any members who want to come. There are many singles and divorcees who attend because they don’t have any other family.
Usually they pass around the microphone so each person can say what they are thankful for. The minister this year, out of fear of politics, picked just three people with pre-screened answers like “I’m so glad for this church family, that’s why I joined”. He didn’t want politics in it.

[Vendome]

I like cheese.../S...uhm....gross..

[SaraJohnson]

Same to you, Laz. Hope it is a happy day for you.

[locountry1dr]

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!! We are truly blessed.
Turkey for the kittehs, Laz.

[Delta 21]

Thankful for a whole bunch!

Turkey neck gravy and mashed taters to everyone.

Pumpkin pie to follow.

[\/\/ayne]

In the spirit of the last election and this Thanksgiving, you simply must listen to Stan Freberg's "Pilgrim's Progress" and "The Thanksgiving Story."

It's a sometimes tradition in our family since that album came out in the '60s.

[TADSLOS]

Back atcha, my FRiend! TrumpsGiving for sure.

[LonePalm]

Happy Thanksgiving Laz from the other corner of Georgia.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[visualops]

thank you! same to you!

[Fireone]

Thanks Laz! Same to you!

[TaMoDee]

Back at ya! (They’ll never get thru the Cajon to ya!)

[Trillian]

Happy Thanksgiving Laz.

[LucyT]

Thank you, Laz; Happy Thanksgiving to you, and All Dear FReepers.

From YouTube, 1:41

We Gather Together To Ask The Lord's Blessing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=857F4ngV8TY