Teacher Breaks Up Student Fight With Impressive UFC Style Chokehold (video)

Crave Online ^ | 11/17/2016 | Cory Dudak

[simpson96]

"Step off or you're gonna go to night-night."

"The following incident involving two high school kids duking it out in the classroom starts like so many before it. The rage builds to a boiling point between the pair until one finally snaps. A shoving match soon turns to fisticuffs, and then it’s time to hit the floor. I’ll be honest, the scuffle goes on entirely too long before any sort of intervention takes place. Once it does, however, it’s game over — or “night-night” as the teacher puts it.

Why no fellow students tried to step in and end this brawl isn’t immediately clear, but what is fairly obvious is that phones in the classroom aren’t strictly forbidden, as the whole thing is captured on video — complete with commentary — from start to finish. Perhaps the teacher was too busy looking up submission moves and their accompanying one-liners to notice. But hey, if there’s one positive we can take away with us, it’s that at least no one yelled “Worldstar” for the entire two-minute duration. That’s something we can all be proud of.

By the way, can someone tell that girl in the background what happened already?

[Cyclone59]

When I was a teacher in inner-city St. Louis, I used to let them go at it for about 30 seconds. They run out of energy by then and made my job breaking it up easier. You wouldn’t believe how fast they run out of energy these days.

[Vermont Lt]

Most people think real fights go on and on, like in the movies.

They sap the energy out of the fighters. I’ve not seen a fight in a while, but I don’t think I ever saw one on the street that lasted more than a couple of minutes. But, of course, everyone was drunk.

[Organic Panic]

I would have thrown in a few machetes and gotten out of that room. This teacher will be unemployed in minutes.