[ifinnegan]

Now this is performance art.

Not that sick garbage.

[RckyRaCoCo]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s amore

[Texas Eagle]

Hillary voter, no doubt.

[WKUHilltopper]

Keebler Elves now into pizzas?

[kaehurowing]

Is this like finding a horse head in your bed?

[cyclotic]

My daughter used to work at Domino’s. Some guy came in one night and tried to pay for a pizza with a baggy of pot.

Yea....nope.

[Ezekiel]

“It was creepy, really creepy,” said one of the women who got a pizza.

First it was clown sightings, now it's pizza.

One slice short.

[be-baw]

A few months ago I bought a Domino’s pizza for the first time in over 30 years. I ate one slice and determined it was awful. I thought about giving the rest to someone, but didn’t want to offend anyone. I trashed it.

Was that assagio cheese? Disgusting...

[SauronOfMordor]

Pizza delivery can be a cover for burglars casing a house to check if anybody is really home.

[Stentor]

I was playing B-ball with a friend and the ball deflated. Had to be 40 years ago. We went to his house, he got a box, pulled an address out of the phone book and he mailed the broken ball to a random stranger. Random.

[Moonman62]

Since it’s Domino’s should could be charged with attempted poisoning.

[PLMerite]

I suspect senility, mental health issues, drug use, in that order. But I will reorder preference to reflect the truth.

[Heart-Rest]

Maybe she's also a preacher (a Domino-can), and was just taking her "tithe" from the pizza first...

[Larry Lucido]

Give pizza chance.