Ex-Con Arrested For Ramen Noodle Attack On His Boyfriend

The Smoking Gun ^ | 11/14/2016 | Staff

[Silentgypsy]

A Florida man was arrested for domestic battery after striking his live-in boyfriend with a cup of ramen noodles, police report.

[Leep]

We need stricker noodle conrol in this country.

[dfwgator]

At least he didn’t attack him with fresh fruit.

[Silentgypsy]

Didn’t imagine that responses crack me up even more than the article title but here we are....

[faithhopecharity]

When they outlaw ramen noodles, only outlaws will have ramen noodles !

[Silentgypsy]

See what I mean? *giggle*

[Toddsterpatriot]

Trump's fault!

[Mr. Douglas]

As a friend once said, “you’ve not seen just how bad the results of domestic violence can be until you’ve seen it after a homosexual male couple gets into it.”

[pax_et_bonum]

Finally, FreeRepublic is getting back to normal.

Thanks for posting!

[Organic Panic]

Or depending how you look at it boiling hot water from a styrafoam cup.

[UB355]

The sodium in Ramen will kill you long before a knock on the noggin will.

[bgill]

Not just noodles but “water was thrown on him” prior to his noodle tossing.

[Silentgypsy]

Hi, pax! Speaking of FR getting back to normal, did you read ‘Vibrant Washington Fears Trump Will Drain Its Culture’?

[pax_et_bonum]

Hi, Silentgypsy!!! It’s been too long!!

No, I haven’t read that one.

If you recommend it, I’ll find it and read!

Hope you’re doing well!

:-)

[Rusty0604]

A wet noodle, eh?

[Rusty0604]

Shrimp.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Hot or cold?