[2ndDivisionVet]

I’m pretty sure Miss Whoopi passed menopause many moons ago, so why is she worried about it?

[Eagles6]

She’s a lesbian anyhow.

[Cowboy Bob]

I don’t know a single turkey baster that would go anywhere near her...

[a fool in paradise]

Later, Whoopi Goldberg worried about what “this fool” will do on abortion, fretting over “my right to decide what is right for my body, not what somebody else says what is right.”

Miss Whoopi (not her real name) has previously admitted to having had 6 or 7 abortions (saying each was a difficult decision, so difficult she can't even remember the number herself).