[Mr. M.J.B.]

A coffee table book about coffee tables.

[sauropod]

TTIUWOP!

;-)

[nutmeg]

ROTFL! Great set of vanities... :-)

[fhayek]

Let me be the first. Oh, the huge vanity!

[DuncanWaring]

You’re so vain ...

[Larry Lucido]

Quite vain.

[lulu16]

Good play on words. (BTW, if you haven’t donated today to FR, and you have posted on FR vanity posts, please do, it won’t help with the pre-election jitters, but it is the right thing to do.)

Back to vanities. I think they are pretty. Two out of five of the vacation rentals have had them, but I don’t like them.

I like to stand while I fix my hair and apply make-up. I also like to clean the area beneath me with a wet paper towel afterwards.

Your selection is very pretty. Of all of them, I like the 1920 art deco vanity table my sister bought at the Salvation Army in the 1980’s for around $25.

[samadams2000]

That’s a $25 donation to FR! New rule.

[lulu16]

Opps! I did not see the sink vanities. Excuse me. I am sorry. It was vainglorious attempt.

[KarlInOhio]

Vanities

Girolamo Savonarola is not amused. Your post will be incinerated.

[Larry Lucido]

Is the screen name Vanna Dee available?

[onona]

Nicely done Rebel, nicely done.

[catnipman]

yep, there's a new rule on vanities as per this post from the owner of Free Republic:

“This is a news forum. But I sure am seeing a lot of vanity posts lately.

You know our readers generally frown on vanities (unless exceptional in quality) so if you feel the urge to post yet another run of the mill vanity, please resist it.

Or, in the very least, be sure to submit a donation along with your vanity submission.”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3486530/posts

I suggest you make an extra $25.00 donation:

[bigbob]

The vanities...burn dem!

[Celerity]

I’m so busy that my vanity is my car’s rearview mirror.

Which broke, btw. Before this car I had never owned a car newer than 91. So when I saw “Auto dimming mirror” I didn’t know what to think.

Well it’s broken. It doesn’t dim. And I don’t have a switch because ... It’s automatic. As in, it automatically broke the moment I bought the car.

But what’s better is that Liquid Crystals couldn’t keep up with the temps in a car, so it’s full of Liquid Ammonia crystals. Well ... it leaked.

And it reacted with the cleaners and coatings on my console and etched it.

This is most elaborate story I have ever told or heard about a broken mirror.

[justlurking]

LOL.

[tumblindice]

Drop and give us 5,000 leg lifts.