One time my husband and I took a tour of Oxford U with a “local” tour guide named Caroline. As soon as she saw us she said: “Oh, Americans. I hate taking you around; you’re all so childish.” I can’t say the tour got much better after that although my husband did ask her what apartments Laurel & Hardy had in A Chump at Oxford. I’ll never forget this humorless dame sneering “I have no IDEA where Laurel and Hardy stayed.”
Of course I was totally offended. This was in 2006.
While on the tour, the guide mentioned that during WWII, Belfast had been bombed by the Germans, and many people were killed. It got me thinking, so when the tour was over, I said to the tour guide, "You seem to have an awful lot of memorials for fallen IRA members, is there a memorial to the people who were killed in the bombings during WWII? She had to stop and think, then replied: "There's a plot with flowers near the site." "No actual stone memorial to remember those people?" I asked. "No" she said. All I could do was shake my head. Belfast is a dismal place, and I wish we hadn't wasted our time going there. I was totally turned off by all the stupid memorials they had to terrorists.
Had guide like that in Madrid once, got no tip ...