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To: simpson96

This is a joke, right?


2 posted on 11/03/2016 5:59:57 AM PDT by Steely Tom ([VOTE FRAUD] == [CIVIL WAR])
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To: Steely Tom

Hey! I love baby elephants... does that qualify ME for the US Presidency!! ?


21 posted on 11/03/2016 6:08:44 AM PDT by SMARTY ("What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one's self. "M. Stirner)
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To: Steely Tom
Tom, you and I wouldn't understand. She is not talking to us.

Chelsea is speaking directly to young women. Here is what Chelsea is saying: "My Mom is a woman. So are you. She has a vagina, just like you do. She shares your feelings. She will protect you and all the children in the world."

By inference she is also saying: "Trump is a man, he has a penis, not a vagina like us, and you know what that means. He has no feelings for you or anybody else."

Get it?

26 posted on 11/03/2016 6:11:50 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Gold and Silver are real money. Everything else is a derivative)
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The test of a lie, is to ask an improbably question and witness the dance.

I have good test question in three parts.

To HRC

Do you play golf?
What’s your handicap?
What would you like to improve in your game?

You see, I play a bit of golf, more lately than in the previous 4 or 5 years. And I realized just last night that most Presidents, since 1890’s or so, actually play golf. I have never noticed whether HRC played the game, but I don’t think so, or if so, it was probably a photo op.

I also know that a true test of character is whether or not you do the right thing when nobody is looking. Billy Jeff used to mulligan and subtract swings from his golf card (as there exists anecdotal reference from people who played with him). Does Obama cheat at golf? Perhaps, but I’m guessing probably not.

Would/does Hillary cheat or do the right thing when nobody is looking? It appears to NOT be the case. So much for character.

So, with the help of P.G. Wodehouse, I am developing (in my mind), a litmus test for my personal use when selecting candidates. It is a work in progress, but one that I intend on honing into a viable solution to any political selection questions I might have. Since I really don’t suffer from dilemma’s regarding my choices, this litmus test would only be used to strengthen any argument against my political leanings, besides my usual stance of “I’m too pragmatic to vote Jackass Party” - which has been quite successful in shutting down discussions as of late, especially with a few of my relatives.


42 posted on 11/03/2016 6:40:53 AM PDT by Clutch Martin
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To: Steely Tom

Same thought...


68 posted on 11/03/2016 9:59:14 AM PDT by uncitizen (Drain.The.Swamp!)
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