Bryan Cranston: Breaking Wind.
Sorry, as one who does not worship celebrities, I have no idea who this guy is, but I assume he lives in a nice warm sunny place.
Now I happen to live very close to Vancouver. It has been raining here more or less non-stop since Ted Cruz dropped out of the race (Jesus wept?) and frankly, the charm of all that has now worn off.
So I am willing to make this Cranston fellow an offer, straight-up trade of domiciles if Trump wins. I would consider this win-win, Canada can always use another douchebag socialist and I could use even a short glimpse of the Sun just to reassure me that it still exists.