“The melon washed up on Al Khan beach in the city of Sharjah in the UAE
It had been impaled with pins and nails and had inscriptions over the peel.
Police officers decided to call in the cleric to cleanse the voodooed melon.
He worked on deciphering the symbols before destroying it with a knife.”
Am I the only FR who thought (see above) was fartblastin’ FUNNY?
‘cleanse the voodooed melon’ works on so many levels, doesn’t it?
“It had been impaled with pins and nails and had inscriptions over the peel.”
*Al Khan beach in the city of Sharjah in the UAE*
The word ‘Sharjah’ isn’t scary enough for me, so I want to go and visit AL KHAN BEACH!
It probably had “Stronger together” carved in it
and they just couldn’t read cursive.