Posted on 10/31/2016 5:36:10 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
ALPINE, Texas (AP) Alpine police say the reward for information leading to the whereabouts or safe return of a missing West Texas college student has increased to $200,000.
Police announced the increase Monday in the disappearance of Zuzu Verk, a 22-year-old from Fort Worth who is a junior at Sul Ross State University in Alpine.
Police have said her boyfriend, Robert Fabian, has been named a suspect because investigators believe he was the last person with her before she disappeared. No one has been arrested.
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You got a mental problem of some kind. Joking about killing the wife or husband is one of the great timeless genres of comedy.
“Bang Zoom Alice! One of these days... to the moon!”
Jackie Gleason
You see, comedy is merely the juxtaposition of two incongruous concepts. When he asked why anyone would need to kill someone they hadn’t married, THAT was funny. And nobody like people to analyze a joke literally in seriousness. That’s why everyone hates social justice warriors.
You aren’t a SJW.....are you?
They should hire Ford Fairlane. He’s the one who found Zuzu the last time.
Graduated from SRSU, loved my time there, this is crazy. Alpine is a peaceful sleepy town, friendly people and awesome environment. This is out of character. Something stinks to high heaven.
just as I missed the humor in your original post you missed the humor in mine....you talked about juxtaposition and missed the one I did in reply.
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