HILLARY COMES WITHIN EIGHT INCHES OF WHITE HOUSE !!!
(this just in, a closer measurement reveals she was within four and a half inches !!!)
ERECTION TOO CLOSE TO CALL, SAY CHINESE
NOW DEPENDS ON ERECTORAL COLLEGE, SAY EXPERTS
TRUMP TELLS CROWD HE WARNED OF BIG WEINER SCANDALS MONTHS AGO
STILL HAVE A FEW E-MAILS YOU HAVEN’T FOUND, JOKES CLINTON
PUTIN LAUGHING GIF (YOU’VE SEEN IT, UNLIKE WELL YOU KNOW)
Last March, the Donald put it to good use: