They should have said he was sick that day.
Or since the county is pushing this, maybe the kid should start having nightmares. Hey, nightmares is being used against Trump so why not anything else under the sun.
Or explain to the powers that be that because of their gestapo tactics, they’ve successfully turned him against all things Islamic.
You ver sick? Vell, get your selfie taken inside of the mozque and ve vill report you’ve massed up the vork you missed vhile you vere out!