Ah, yes, I have a suggestion. I experienced Hell yesterday. Sitting in a Taco Time waiting for my takeout gruel, a dozen or so screaming kids running around, and over the cheapest loudspeaker system in the world is "The Witch Doctor" - you remember, "Oo ee oo ah ah, Ting tang, walla walla bing bang" - that one? Done at an accelerated pace by Alvin and the Chipmunks. Loudly.
If it had been the Inquisition, I'd have confessed.