[Zarro]

Let’s hope he doesn’t have a heart attack by having weight-lifting equipment land on his neck!

[american colleen]

Or shoot himself while jumping in front of a train!

[Beautiful_Gracious_Skies]

Or have his car unexpectedly accelerate into a tree and explode.

[spokeshave]

Or a sudden acceleration into a utility pole:

Mechanic, found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole.