Lol, I hear you.
I was a 1911 purist for years, switched to the Glock for work (security) because a manager who was totally ignorant about firearms decided that a pistol with no external safety was somehow safer than one with 2 external safeties (moron)
Ended up selling both my 1911s and several other weapons to fund a divorce...missing my Garand the most of all of them...needless to say I’m never getting married again :)
"Steel is real." :-)