Posted on 10/16/2016 8:01:32 AM PDT by rickmichaels
Dear Men,
Everyday there’s news/outrage about the latest female tragedy, the “war on women” the #SJW feminist women, the body-shaming women. Then there’s “rape culture” and “male privilege,” and “micro-aggression.” Seems to me, if you’re a man in this world, there’s nothing you can do right. If you tell a woman to smile, you’re a sexist. If you tell a woman she’s pretty, you’re reducing her to just her looks. If you tell a woman she’s smart, you’re a sexist for being surprised that she’s smart and more than just her body. If you vocalize that you think a hot woman is hot… oh geez. Bar and lock the doors, the feminists will stab you with their steely knives.
Well as a woman (yeah, it’s Courtney Kirchoff here, not Steven Crowder), here’s something you need to know: women love men. For being men.
Okay, several feminist keyboards have been reduced to dust. Chicas are hammering their keys like the old cavemen hammered their women before dragging them into the cave. Oh that right there? Joke. I know you feminists don’t think it’s funny. Nothing to you is funny. That’s why it’s funny.
Yes, I know you’re out there, SJW feminists. You’re going to call me a bitch. You’re going to call me a sell-out. You’re going to say I’m an ignorant this, that, and plenty of other four and five letter words because I dared to write “women love men,” despite the glaring proof women do love men. Proof? The perpetuation of the species. You know, men and women getting together, doing the deed, having and not aborting their babies. I can hear you all yelling, “PATRIARCHY” and “RAPE,” out there. Yell and scream and stomp all you want. I don’t care. Background noise.
This letter is for the men who go out and do. Who build, who create, who pursue excellence, who make the world a little better by being unapologetic MEN. I’m not talking to the jerks and the creeps. They get too much attention and they do NOT represent all men. Okay? Okay.
Sorry guys, I had to address those harpies first, because they’re shrill and annoying. Where was I? Right, women love men.
Millions of women, myself included, celebrate you guys for being dudes. We may joke about how you annoy us with your one-thing-at-a-time focus, but we love that too. Life is simpler and better with you in it. We love how you say what you mean. You’re uncomplicated, straightforward, and easy to talk to. And we usually don’t have to issue disclaimers before we do speak with you…so thanks for that.
We appreciate that you want to protect women. Despite what all the feminists say, millions of us know you care for women. We know you would pound a punk into the ground if he tried messing with us. We know you love children and want to protect them. We know you want to call your daughters “princesses,” and you’re not being patriarchal when you do.
We celebrate your ambition. One of my favorite qualities in a man is his drive to be his best. He likes to take risks because he likes to push his limits and test his strength. He likes to be challenged both in his career and in his personal pursuits. Every day he is working to better himself to be a greater man than he was before.
We love your competitive drive. Women might mock you for needing to “out do” the other guys, but *this* woman at least, enjoys it. What’s life without a little competition? Thanks for the sarcastic back and forth, for trying to one-up your buddy at the gym. Rock on. We’ll watch and cheer you on. But you better win…
We love your self-deprecating humor and how you want to make us laugh. This one should be self-evident, but sadly it’s not. Even when we don’t want to be cheered up, you still try. You’re a soldier who loves his woman. Even if your woman gives you “the look” I’d like to think that deep down she’s not plotting to smother you with a pillow when you snore; she’s appreciating your good humor. Okay, maybe she wishes you didn’t snore so much. Hey, she’s human, too.
Oh SJWs, give it a rest. Are all men like the ones I’m describing? No. But a lot of men are, and not everything is about you and your micro-aggressions and fat-shaming. Stop taking up all the attention, this shouldn’t be about you.
Ahem.
We love how you pursue us when you like us, and we like you. Three feminist’s brains just exploded right there. Yes, men, we LIKE IT when you call us. We like it when you show us how much you care for us by actively pursuing us, even when you have us (7 more feminist brains have exploded). We like it when you open the door and treat us like queens. We like it when you make the plans, when you have direction.
So guys, when you’re constantly bitch-slapped by the loud, modern feminists for “man-spreading,” or whatever other new term they’re going to pull out of their uptight butts, know that millions of women cherish you for exactly who you are: Men. The world is a better place with men in it. Yes. I WROTE THAT. Millions of us support you. We support your careers. We support your choices. We love you for being masculine, and we celebrate you for it.
Now go chop some wood and make us a fire.
“Of course she is all “supportive” of everything he does. Just less work for her.
Hmmmm, I detect some sincere hostility towards women here on your part. Had a bad experience or two in your past? We all do, both sexes. Lighten up, you are making the feminists’ point for them.
Excellent.
Well I would equate the “team” aspect to being a mutually enriching love. Both participants give as good as they get and happiness ensues. Guess I’m a hopeless romantic for not giving up completely. I think a chick like this that wants to meet me half way is a treasure. Sure beats the harpys she is addressing the article to.
To be honest, strange men have no business telling a woman to smile as she walks past. I remember a guy telling me to smile as I was leaving the Navy Chaplain’s office. That’s where they call you to tell you that your father was found dead in his wheelchair last night. Really, don’t bark “Smile!” at women. It’s just not gentlemanly behavior.
Gladly. Just make sure there's a sandwich waiting for me when I'm done. And maybe some ... dessert.
Men are no longer interested in marriage because so many women are such feminazi pains-in-the-a$$es. Even marriages are breaking up over this, mine did.
“Women must be crazy to think that men are going to keep falling for this BS. I sure didn’t see a damn thing SHE was going to bring to the table.”
Her target audience is real men, not you. We get it.
“Hmmmm, I detect some sincere hostility towards women’
That’s nice. Most guys that think with their little head, and females looking for their future beta husband or boyfriend usually rush in and say that.
“Her target audience is real men, not you.”
LOL!
Her target audience are beta males that desperately want female attention and validation through being a utility for the first woman that will tell them how wonderful they are for being a “good boy”.
But first make sure you chase them and spend a lot of cash on them, just so they know for sure they are “special”.
It’s such a bad con, it’s almost pathetic how many guys (real men) still fall for it.
That’s only 99%. What about the rest?
Nice theory. I can, however, assure you that I am hardly desperate for female attention. I’ll let you know how my lunch date goes today. Maybe she will turn out to be a Courtney. Here’s to optimism!
I had the same feeling as I read the piece, a mixed set of feelings. I know she meant well, but she was talking to men that have been castrated by women and society in general. Telling them it’s OK, we like you, you’re wonderful, as if trying to uplift a child that’s been scolded.
Real men know innately who they are, they are confident of their own worth and are proud of the fact that men have been the creators of most of civilization.
Real men don’t need their ego stroked and constantly reassured of who they are.
Sorry, you are outnumbered. The media has defined a real man by placing every young inexperienced half grown with a day growth of beard, mostly not even a full one, in front of them at every location they can, models, tv, movies and their copies in the world at every bar in every major city.
This is one of the reasons many women turn to other women for companionship. They wouldn’t know what a real man is because they probably have never been exposed to one or know what to look for.
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Bkmrk.
She has what real men want. The female anatomy and the desire to let you have some! If women don’t let men have some, the men WILL go somewhere else. It’s a 2 way street.
hitlery.
Not Guilty on all counts, your honor!
“She has what real men want. The female anatomy and the desire to let you have some!”
For a few moments. Then that will start to fade off, as a great deal of married men find out, and he will be SOL.
She holds all of the legal cards. Either he gets used to her newfound diminished libido, or he gets used to the alimony and or child support payments from him going elsewhere.
No lose to her. She can always get a new guy who will shower her with gifts, attention, and money just the same.
I’ve seen it before. I’m currently seeing it with a guy I know now that did the whole dance and now is going through hell because she looking for a new sucker.
Satan has been trying to come between men and women since the Garden of Eden. Feminism was one of his pet projects, and it worked so well, we now have a men's movement that sounds exactly the same. Divorce has skyrocketed, the birth rate is down, there's "sensitivity training" at companies that leave people afraid to say anything or to look at each other, etc. It's a mess.
There once was a time when men were gentlemen and women were ladies. When they sought out each other's company. When they complemented each other, balanced each other out. I wish we could get back to those days. Articles like this one give me hope. I agree with every word of it.
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