Posted on 10/16/2016 8:01:32 AM PDT by rickmichaels
Dear Men,
Everyday theres news/outrage about the latest female tragedy, the war on women the #SJW feminist women, the body-shaming women. Then theres rape culture and male privilege, and micro-aggression. Seems to me, if youre a man in this world, theres nothing you can do right. If you tell a woman to smile, youre a sexist. If you tell a woman shes pretty, youre reducing her to just her looks. If you tell a woman shes smart, youre a sexist for being surprised that shes smart and more than just her body. If you vocalize that you think a hot woman is hot oh geez. Bar and lock the doors, the feminists will stab you with their steely knives.
Well as a woman (yeah, its Courtney Kirchoff here, not Steven Crowder), heres something you need to know: women love men. For being men.
Okay, several feminist keyboards have been reduced to dust. Chicas are hammering their keys like the old cavemen hammered their women before dragging them into the cave. Oh that right there? Joke. I know you feminists dont think its funny. Nothing to you is funny. Thats why its funny.
Yes, I know youre out there, SJW feminists. Youre going to call me a bitch. Youre going to call me a sell-out. Youre going to say Im an ignorant this, that, and plenty of other four and five letter words because I dared to write women love men, despite the glaring proof women do love men. Proof? The perpetuation of the species. You know, men and women getting together, doing the deed, having and not aborting their babies. I can hear you all yelling, PATRIARCHY and RAPE, out there. Yell and scream and stomp all you want. I dont care. Background noise.
This letter is for the men who go out and do. Who build, who create, who pursue excellence, who make the world a little better by being unapologetic MEN. Im not talking to the jerks and the creeps. They get too much attention and they do NOT represent all men. Okay? Okay.
Sorry guys, I had to address those harpies first, because theyre shrill and annoying. Where was I? Right, women love men.
Millions of women, myself included, celebrate you guys for being dudes. We may joke about how you annoy us with your one-thing-at-a-time focus, but we love that too. Life is simpler and better with you in it. We love how you say what you mean. Youre uncomplicated, straightforward, and easy to talk to. And we usually dont have to issue disclaimers before we do speak with you so thanks for that.
We appreciate that you want to protect women. Despite what all the feminists say, millions of us know you care for women. We know you would pound a punk into the ground if he tried messing with us. We know you love children and want to protect them. We know you want to call your daughters princesses, and youre not being patriarchal when you do.
We celebrate your ambition. One of my favorite qualities in a man is his drive to be his best. He likes to take risks because he likes to push his limits and test his strength. He likes to be challenged both in his career and in his personal pursuits. Every day he is working to better himself to be a greater man than he was before.
We love your competitive drive. Women might mock you for needing to out do the other guys, but *this* woman at least, enjoys it. Whats life without a little competition? Thanks for the sarcastic back and forth, for trying to one-up your buddy at the gym. Rock on. Well watch and cheer you on. But you better win
We love your self-deprecating humor and how you want to make us laugh. This one should be self-evident, but sadly its not. Even when we dont want to be cheered up, you still try. Youre a soldier who loves his woman. Even if your woman gives you the look Id like to think that deep down shes not plotting to smother you with a pillow when you snore; shes appreciating your good humor. Okay, maybe she wishes you didnt snore so much. Hey, shes human, too.
Oh SJWs, give it a rest. Are all men like the ones Im describing? No. But a lot of men are, and not everything is about you and your micro-aggressions and fat-shaming. Stop taking up all the attention, this shouldnt be about you.
Ahem.
We love how you pursue us when you like us, and we like you. Three feminists brains just exploded right there. Yes, men, we LIKE IT when you call us. We like it when you show us how much you care for us by actively pursuing us, even when you have us (7 more feminist brains have exploded). We like it when you open the door and treat us like queens. We like it when you make the plans, when you have direction.
So guys, when youre constantly bitch-slapped by the loud, modern feminists for man-spreading, or whatever other new term theyre going to pull out of their uptight butts, know that millions of women cherish you for exactly who you are: Men. The world is a better place with men in it. Yes. I WROTE THAT. Millions of us support you. We support your careers. We support your choices. We love you for being masculine, and we celebrate you for it.
Now go chop some wood and make us a fire.
Courtney Kirchoff would make a good wife...
Awwww. She's making me melt. I think I'm in love!
Yep.
Yes, dear ... right away, dear.
Hey, chop some wood and make me a fire, and I’ll make you that sammich you are always asking for...
“Now go chop some wood and make us a fire.”
Pffffffffft!
So what was so great about this piece?
She just basically says “put me on a pedestal because I will gladly accept the attention, and come proudly be my pack mule and utility because I wont hate you so openly when you don’t work as hard as I expect! The harder you work for me, the more validation I will bestow on you, because isnt that what is most important? “
Women must be crazy to think that men are going to keep falling for this BS. I sure didn’t see a damn thing SHE was going to bring to the table.
They may stab us with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast.
How about a desire to understand, acceptance and the common sense to see it takes both to make a great team? You got no sense she gets it? Really?
Clever. With her attitude she could get a man to do anything for her!
funny how that works isn’t it??
Reminds me of W.C. Fields in IT’S A GIFT. “I,(looks over his shoulder to make sure the wife is not there)AM THE MAN IN THIS HOUSE!”
Looks like an all American girl to me.
I’m a little slow on the draw this morning Chode, give my best to Six.
It reads like a female desperately wanting to keep all of the utility of men with a bunch of happy sweet talk about how much she LOVES all of that, as if THAT’S what’s going to bring guys back to the table.
Men KNOW that women love guys that basically defer and work for them. Many guys are saying “no thanks” because what difference does it make? What exactly is the “team” aspect for single men to want to legally tie themselves to a woman?
Of course she is all “supportive” of everything he does. Just less work for her.
wilco, but Six is still plugged into her charger right now, it was a looong night
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