One time I was walking with a small group of co-workers, we just walked off the curb into the crosswalk and a a-hole BMW driver takes a fast right turn in front of us, narrowly missing two females in front of me. I'm talking close enough to brush against their clothes. I jumped forward and punched the rear fender as it went by. The BMW driver pulled over at the end of the block, looks at the fender and starts screaming at me. Says I should pay for damaging his beamer, demanded my name etc.
I got vocal with him, we argued for a while. He said he would call the cops, I said go ahead, he nearly killed a couple women in the crosswalk and how would he like to be jailed. My group continued walking and he followed us. I told him if he wants to fight, his fight is with me and leave out my co-workers. Of course he wouldn't fight and started crying about his BMW and what am I going to do about the dent. I told him "Nothing, let it be a lesson to you. And by the way your car is in a tow-away zone.". He ran back to his car and we never saw him again.
Good one. You should have recorded this idiot on your phone. Here in L.A. they’re all over the place but MB’s are different, just a few believe it or not in downtown L.A. i would say it’s BMW’s 3-1 ratio over MB’s.