Did you hear the latest? Trump is a member of the evil Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine. At their Forty-Third Annual Convention, at three o’clock in the mornin’, he was out there in his fruit of the looms in the motel swimmin’ pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the Cocktail Lounge! Afterwards, he rode off with some Hell’s Angels and wearing a fez with a propeller on top and yelling out the secret code! It was embarrassin’!
Just hearing about it has shaken me to my core.
“Shaken me to my core”
No doubt Michelle-speak for a woody . . .
*CHOKE*
I’d almost forgotten about Ray Stevens. I have GOT to go listen to that again.
Also, in NYC, they have a different name for Donald. They call him The Streak.