[nickcarraway]

[BenLurkin]

The enormous pig with proportionally enormous balls is exactly what this country needs right now.

[allendale]

Within fifteen years of Democratic rule, the eating of meat and the ownership of private gas powered cars will be illegal.

[hinckley buzzard]

...how to use the whole animal: The loins make it straight onto the dinner menu, the bones are used for stock, the skin is used for pork rinds, and the head becomes coppa di testa (head cheese). Bailey devils the hearts and tosses them on the grill for an “awesome little treat,” and he’s saving the kidneys for a winter kidney and steak pie.

A hundred years ago the motto was "use everything but the squeal." Nothing new under the sun.