Bill Clinton's DNA

opinion | 10-11-2016 | ShivaFan

[ShivaFan]

How many people vote based on an audio of someone using lewd language? And not the issues?

Not sure. Looks like there's some.

"Williams has been asking for a DNA test from Bill Clinton for decades. The Clintons claimed there was a DNA test which disproved Bill was the father, but it was later reported there was never a test."

There is nothing complicated here. Mr. Williams wants a DNA test. So why won't Bill Clinton comply? If Mr. Williams is Bill Clinton's son, the DNA test will show that. And if he is not Bill Clinton's son, the DNA test will show that as well.

So if the Clinton's say he is not Bill Clinton's son, no problem, do the independent test. Why not?

But Bill Clinton won't.

So there is no problem here. What needs to happen next is, someone needs to get Bill Clinton's DNA by hook or crook. Some women with big boobs like in the picture below grabs his hair or gets his spit or anything that can be used for a DNA test. Whatever, and by hook or crook.

Then have the DNA test, if it shows Mr. Williams is his son, have a press conference and include the person who stole Bill Clinton's DNA and how they did it, the "doctor" who did the DNA test comes out and says "it's a match. Mr. Williams is Bill Clinton's son."

Of course the press will go wild and say the person who stole Bill's DNA is lying, she is in it for money, in fact she or he likely would have been paid would be true, on and on. The girl will show a picture of herself with Bill, at the bar or whatever, proving she was with him, and so on. The media will continue to try and say this is not evidence, it is a trick, she is a liar, she got paid, it is all cheap journalism etc., etc..

And maybe some will think the girl is a liar.

And some, maybe a lot will not. They will think the girl did get the DNA.

And it will impact the election.

And as the media tries to trash the girl who got Bill's DNA, then have Mr. Williams come out and make another presser and say, "... no problem... let's do another DNA test right now. I ask Bill Clinton to come forward and voluntarily submit to a DNA test to an independent medical doctor."

Who is going for Bill's hair? How about a napkin with his snot or something? Make sure you get a picture of Bill at the table first, and the napkin.

[rhoda_penmark]

Carrot Top used a dress like that in his comedy act, I remember.