If any of you ever watched The Great Race when Professor Fate at the end jumps onto the Great Leslie’s car hood and said, “You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won’t win any way but my way! You’ve ruined my reputation, do you hear? You I hate! You and your hair that’s always combed, your suit that’s always white, your car that’s always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race!”
Now ask yourself, just who in the NFL, though accused of ball deflating cheating, is so apparently perfect with a super hot wife with his hair that’s always combed, teeth always bright white and he always seems to win without any effort, THEN you know without any doubt what so ever why the Professor has to have Tom Brady right in his cross hairs.
If you are a Tom Brady/Patriots fan just tell yourself when the Professor says “Tom Brady” on the NFL Live Thread it is “The Great Leslie” that he means—
Of course, that’s horse manure, but that the way for you Pattycakes fan to last this season especially if Tom takes the Pats to the Superbowl and beyond.
Live Long... 
And Laugh a Lot
And keep that cash coming in... 
Spock and Kirk don't come cheap!