Scotch makes me seven feet tall, invisible and bullet-proof.
I should drink it more often than every few months. I have a half-full bottle from ‘14.
Let’s hope this Kevin from CA sobers up and returns to our loving arms.
If it’s Johnnie Walker Gold Label before they screwed it up, I’d pay a good penny for it.
Most delicious creation I’ve ever had, and they screwed it all up.
/knees on the sand
/you blew it up
/you blew it all up
/you bastards