Posted on 10/07/2016 1:01:46 PM PDT by rickmichaels
Jordan Parkes wants to look just like his idol Kim Kardashian.
Dubbed the ‘male Kim Kardashian’ Parkes, 24, has already spent a whopping $200,000 to look like the reality TV queen. Now, he’s undergoing his third nose job.
“I showed my surgeon photos of Kim Kardashian as she has the perfect nose,” he told the Manchester Evening News. “It’s taken me three nose jobs but hopefully I have what I want now, as the surgeon warned me that it would not be possible to have any more nose surgery.”
But because of his notoriety, Parkes no longer has to spring for the face-altering procedure, receiving huge discounts to help promote the procedures.
That said, the path to a Kardashian-like mug has been a minefield. He once had to have a mystery filler from China removed from his lips and swelling from surgeries lasts a long time.
“My lips are amazing now thanks to cosmetic couture in Manchester; they reduced them for me a few months back. I still have filler, but I no longer self inject, I leave it to the professionals,” the Brit told the newspaper.
“My eyes are sagging a bit and I’m really noticing it in my selfies on Instagram. I cannot wait to see what I look like when I get to Kim’s age of 35.”
Parkes says looking like the big-bottomed beauty is his hobby -- and “passion”.
Like other fans of the first family of reality TV, Parkes said he was rattled by the Paris jewel heist.
“It made me so sad to hear of her being robbed, it is terrifying for anyone to go through whether you are a celebrity or not,” he said. “I have friends it has happened to and God only knows how she is feeling.”
Can I be the first to say EWWW?
Somewhere, a father cries.
Nailed it!! :)
Wow, the pride his parents must feel every time they think of him.
Well, everybody needs goals in life, I guess. I don’t recall Kim Kardashian looking like she’d drawn her eyebrows with a magic marker, though. Can’t really say I see the resemblance.
I hope Kayne doesn’t get confused.
Neither Laz nor I would hit that with anything....
What are the chances that father never knew?
What the HELL is with the lips, I mean are these people NUTS this stuff is FOREVER!!!
That train left the station long ago.
Doesn’t KK have a large behind?
That’s really disturbing. I feel sad for him
This is just like what Michael Jackson did to himself it is VERY SAD!!!
I'd say his eyebrows are a little overdone.
Any day now, I expect to hear that E.J. Johnson, (Magic Johnson’s gay son) has being the ‘transformation. He’s further gone than this one.
Kanye likes gay fish.
Only in America can a poor black boy become a rich white woman.
and not all that like a Cardassian....
I would demand a refund, Star Trek: The Motionless Picture SUCKED!
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