Dog slashes owner with a knife

NY Post ^ | September 23, 2016 | Natalie O'Neill

[LouieFisk]

A Colorado woman went to the hospital with a slash wound to her arm, and the story she told staffers was so preposterous they assumed she was covering up an act of domestic abuse.

[Daffynition]

And the sad eyes ...then the drool starts. :D

[dfwgator]

“Bad dog....No Biscuit!”

[libstripper]

That look says, "Why are you persecuting me when I love you more than anyone else in the whole world." Then we fall for it. My Great Dane is a mantled black and white Dane, meaning he's marked a lot like a hound, with a white muzzle and long, soft black ears. That makes him a thermonuclear chick magnet and gives him a look that inherently accuses people of persecuting him. Sadly, he's become horribly corrupt, as it appears your dog has also become.

[GreenHornet]

Friends of the dog described him as an aspiring rapper who was just starting to turn his life around.

[Daffynition]

I take all responsibility. It’s my fault. ;)

We are such suckas.