I don’t play golf and don’t know much about it but I did have a couple Arnold Palmer’s tonight.
Great joke, but please excuse my irreverence:
Moses and Jesus were playing golf...They were on a 180 yd par three across water...
Jesus is up and has a 7 iron...Moses says, “Don’t you think you need a 5 iron?”
The Lord replies. “I saw Arnold Palmer hit a 7 here right in the center of the green...If he can, so can I..”
He proceeds to hit the ball in the water...
Moses parts the waters and retrieves the ball...
Jesus tees up again...Moses again asks if he shouldn’t hit the 5...Jesus gives the same reply and immediately hits in the water again...
This time Jesus walks across the water to retrieve his ball as the foursome behind is walking up...One of them says, “Who does he think he is??? Jesus???
Moses sighs, “No, He knows he’s Jesus...He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer!!!”
Enjoy many rounds of golf in the heavens, Arnold...RIP