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California once again on the "cutting" edge!

1 posted on 09/20/2016 12:36:56 PM PDT by PROCON
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cow farts are being banned?
you mean No More HilLIARY speeches!???????


37 posted on 09/20/2016 12:57:56 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero.)
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California needs a regulation against gassy politicians like JERRY BROWN!


38 posted on 09/20/2016 12:58:40 PM PDT by AuntB (Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
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Do low-information lawmakers in drought-striken California not understand that cow farts probably help plants to retain water during drought?
Study: plants do better during drought thanks to increased CO2 levels (Anthony Watts)

39 posted on 09/20/2016 12:59:23 PM PDT by Amendment10
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America deserves it’s coming collapse.


40 posted on 09/20/2016 1:01:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (MSM ignoring Hillary's health until forced, shows us they are the MPM: Ministry of Propaganda Media)
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Why stop with cows?


43 posted on 09/20/2016 1:04:42 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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All that “Happy Cows” advertising wasted. Happy Cows fart wherever the hell they please.


47 posted on 09/20/2016 1:06:37 PM PDT by dangus
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Jerry Brown doesn’t like farting cows
It’s not clear that he even likes sows
But it’s all right now, don’t be crass
But it’s all right, ‘cause California cows
Can’t pass gas, gas gas


48 posted on 09/20/2016 1:06:48 PM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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The Cattle-Lytic Converter.

49 posted on 09/20/2016 1:07:09 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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The biggest FART in California is the governor.


51 posted on 09/20/2016 1:07:19 PM PDT by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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I had to really hunt this down

It is not easily accessable ... not in google, anyway

SB 1383


It's more than Brown ... The LOT of 'em are frikkin' INSANE !!!

52 posted on 09/20/2016 1:08:36 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but, they're true ... and it pisses people off)
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If it saves just one child from dying from a cow fart, it will be worth it.


53 posted on 09/20/2016 1:09:23 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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So by eating beef we are reducing the number of farts that cow would have produced.


54 posted on 09/20/2016 1:09:41 PM PDT by rfreedom4u (The root word of vigilante is vigilant!)
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I thought this was going to be about HilLiARy


56 posted on 09/20/2016 1:11:35 PM PDT by Mr. K (<a href="https://imgflip.com/i/1adpjl"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/1adpjl.jpg" title="made at im)
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The text of the statute looks like they're going to mostly target manure handling operations and recovering gas from it. I wonder what companies make such systems and how much they've donated to political campaigns out there.

CA SB 1383

I especially like the part in the landfill section (42652.5-2) where it says this:

"Shall include requirements intended to meet the goal that not less than 20 percent of edible food that is currently disposed of is recovered for human consumption by 2025."

So, like in Venezuela, Californians are going to be eating they're own garbage!

57 posted on 09/20/2016 1:14:16 PM PDT by fruser1
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Btt


62 posted on 09/20/2016 1:22:27 PM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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This shouldn't be TOO hard to engineer.
63 posted on 09/20/2016 1:23:37 PM PDT by dangus
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Cow farts are nothing compared to the noxious gasses found between a liberal’s ears.


65 posted on 09/20/2016 1:26:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (~Questionable Hillary thinks Putin made me post this!~)
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68 posted on 09/20/2016 1:34:52 PM PDT by PMAS (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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When they do this for politicians’ mouths, then we know they truly are seriously devoted.


69 posted on 09/20/2016 1:35:38 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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A farmer once told me the cows burbs were worse than their farts?


75 posted on 09/20/2016 1:56:47 PM PDT by IC Ken
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