My borzoi, descended from the Czar’s wolf-hunting kennels, whose dogs were brutally put down by the Bolsheviks as a symbol of the bourgeoisie, just asked me after that press conference if she can be Trump’s bitch.
I made it clear to her she’s my bitch for-e-vah!
But, I admit it made my eyes water a bit. My girl is growing up so fast. Her breed is from Russia and knows those Putin types and she trusts Trump to take him on.
Now, if he’d just get caught on camera saving a puppy from drowning, this election would be over already.
Come on Trump, close the deal with Americans and let’s make America Great Again! (and always)