Only very obese women could plausibly claim that they didn’t know they were pregnant, and even then it’s a little doubtful. Is the Navy enlisting very obese women?
Exactly, but the new term is "full-figured." :-)
After the wreckage of 7 years of Obutthole, the military like the navy might accept most anything willing to enlist. Not like most navy jobs require highly tuned fitness, so they may well let it slide these days, just to get a warm one,
Not even obesity is an excuse as she damn sure knew she had no periods.