Great one!
8^)
It is as corny as the day is long, but the first time I read it, I was sucked in until nearly the end...:)
LOL, I remember thinking (as a Massachusetts resident) “ARE YOU FRIKKING KIDDING ME? WE SPENT MONEY ON THIS CRAP...” as I was reading, then got to the end...hook, line, and sinker.
Not like wasting money on stupid, useless studies is anything new around here...