“Got some sushi a couple days ago , made the mistake of putting a little of the pretty green condiment on it. Wow!!”
I took a pal to eat sushi for the first time and warned him about the wasabi which he laughed at.
Took a large amount of it and went catatonic for a moment, then inhaled deeply through his nostrils and said, “My God, I can smell in color!”
Oh dude, my coworkers late mother thought the ball of wasabi was green tea ice cream when he took her out for sushi the first time.