To: BenLurkin
...but animal studies suggest...
Animals. Like dogs? If we used dogs in our animal studies, chocolate would be considered poisonous.
2 posted on
09/02/2016 11:25:36 AM PDT by
Mr. Douglas
(Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
To: Mr. Douglas
“If we used dogs in our animal studies, chocolate would be considered poisonous.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why “studies” is a codeword for “some idiot with a political or commercial agenda”.
5 posted on
09/02/2016 11:27:57 AM PDT by
CodeToad
(Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: Mr. Douglas
Chocolate is not poisonous, but it IS highly addictive. Probably should be regulated, and taxed. And available only with a prescription.
7 posted on
09/02/2016 11:28:32 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Mr. Douglas
Precisely. And chocolate should be banned. I am certain there is a constitutional provision for this. I’m curious if you are busy. I need a partner for my black market chocolate operation. I’m calling it Dark, Dark Chocolate. Interested?
12 posted on
09/02/2016 11:36:11 AM PDT by
rey
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