An unnamed crew working out of a secret location, made a high pressure potato gun.
Led by an mystery engineer, using a pneumatically actuated valve with a pre valve reservoir,a tank of dry nitrogen and copper tubing.
Waiting until after normal business hours , they test fired.
The projectiles were NEVER found!!!
I think, you know all the co conspirators, and the guilty need to remain nameless.
Y’all can have your tater guns and such , but if you ever want experience the thrill of some real vegetable hurling, come up to Delaware and go to the Pumpkin Chunkin’ event. Some of those monster air cannons hurl a pumpkin a country mile.