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Police: Westerly man shot corncobs from potato gun at neighbor’s house
myrecordjourna ^ | 1 Sept 2016 | Jason Vallee

Posted on 09/02/2016 7:30:27 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

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To: Larry Lucido
Like, with celery or something?


81 posted on 09/02/2016 9:11:39 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Ummmm...

You didn’t see the CARROTS?


82 posted on 09/02/2016 9:13:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I had a fixed celery.

I traded it for an adjustable one.


83 posted on 09/02/2016 9:14:27 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Potato Guns are PC, because they're Potato Cannons!
84 posted on 09/02/2016 9:17:05 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: Larry Lucido

I’m not on celery, lately.

Independent consultant...I think.


85 posted on 09/02/2016 9:19:50 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

And technically, it also violates the government regulations on vegetable guns since I see a fish in there.


86 posted on 09/02/2016 9:24:26 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Why do I have this vision of Homer Simpson answering the door and eating pieces of corn off of his shirt...

“Mm mm...corn....”


87 posted on 09/02/2016 9:28:16 AM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

That carrot does not appear to meet code, not on the tip!

Perhaps a cored tangerine would meet the requirements?


88 posted on 09/02/2016 10:09:52 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Looks like it's pretty hairy.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Perhaps the that is an underwater fish sight, an attachment?

The rising threat of attacks by frogmen in naval bases caused various anti-frogman techniques to be developed, and in the USSR
The APS was the primary weapon of Soviet frogmen and Serbian river flotilla frogmen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APS_underwater_rifle


89 posted on 09/02/2016 10:14:11 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Looks like it's pretty hairy.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Y’all can have your tater guns and such , but if you ever want experience the thrill of some real vegetable hurling, come up to Delaware and go to the Pumpkin Chunkin’ event. Some of those monster air cannons hurl a pumpkin a country mile.


90 posted on 09/02/2016 11:02:05 AM PDT by Hartlyboy
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