It's like Double Indemnity with a lunatic, instead of Barbara Stanwyck.
To: nickcarraway
Impervious to both pain and good sense.
A ‘good friend’ like that, I don’t need!
To: nickcarraway
There is an “arm and a leg” joke lurking here, but this is much too stupidly tragic to do anything but sit incredulous.
3 posted on
08/25/2016 10:28:00 PM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: nickcarraway
I got an insurance payment when a friend at work knocked me off an iron beam, making me fall three floors and breaking my back.
Sometimes friends will do things like that.
To: nickcarraway
If the injuries didn't kill her, the risk of infection certainly could have. People are nuts.
5 posted on
08/25/2016 10:39:24 PM PDT by
Blue Jays
To: nickcarraway
Communist economies suck eggs, but this is still a long way to go for a payday.
To: nickcarraway
8 posted on
08/25/2016 11:08:14 PM PDT by
umgud
(ban all infidelaphobics)
To: nickcarraway
Puhleeze, Irene is from Phucket so, naturally chee wrik’d limp.
Her friend, I.P. Freely, did this by the Yellow River, to wash away any evridance.
But, How Lee Phuk saw Sum Ting Wong and knew the cuts were Wey Tu Lo....
And the writing got worse from there
10 posted on
08/26/2016 4:33:43 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: nickcarraway
a huge sum in Vietnam where the average annual income is US$2,100
Another pinko-commie paradise.
11 posted on
08/26/2016 6:01:02 AM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: nickcarraway
Well at least she is not trying to claim whiplash.
12 posted on
08/26/2016 6:11:11 AM PDT by
super7man
(Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)
To: nickcarraway
I had an accident at work and cut off 1/4” from the tip of my left thumb. After I got $1500 from workman’s comp, I figured I could buy my own table saw and go into business for myself. Unfortunately my wife crushed my entrepreneurial dreams.
13 posted on
08/26/2016 6:23:59 AM PDT by
GMMC0987
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