Oh no! We have lost the benefit of your wise insights.
What will we ever do?
Well, I got this Magic 8-ball thingy. We could use that. It's pretty amazing - you can't hardly read it now, but if you look at it just right with a magnifying glass, it says, "Reply hazy. Try again". Which it is.
How does it know that?
What 0bama would do is soil himself...